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Yes We Can Thank You Satan
Primadonahue
Featuring Barack Obama on forward and backward lead vocals.

Hit That Baby
Primadonahue
My son Elliot wrote his first song at the age of three. This is sort of like the Nat King/Natalie Cole duette only the younger was the one sampled and the elder is not dead yet. Elliot also plays banjo.

Ahyayayayay'm Not Your Steppin' Stone
Primadonahue
Same as above only this one is a cover and it features my son at a year and a half on vocals.

Made in the USA by Mexicans
Primadonahue
Actually that's not true but some parts did originate in Japan.

Yoni Mitchell
Primadonahue
Yes, one of many obnoxious song titles by Primadonahue. This got it's name since it was the first song I wrote using an unconventional guitar tuning.

The Hard Way
Primadonahue
An entry for a 2008 Chemical Brothers Remix Competition. The original song was "The Salmon Dance". If you are not familiar with the original track, here is a link. Now you can see why I lost.

Golden Goat
Primadonahue
A Snakefinger cover.

3-Way Dueling Mow Mows
Grateful for the Dead
Sample Credits:
Steve Wahrer (The Trashmen): Vocals, Drums
Lux Interior: Vocals
Joey Ramone: Vocals
Charles Mingus: Bass
Michael Karoli (Can): Guitar

Your Flesh
Grateful for the Dead
Sample Credits:
Intro:
William S. Burroughs
Dee Dee Ramone

John Bonham: Drums
Jeff Buckley: Guitar, Vocals
Janis Joplin: Vocals
Paul Chambers: Bass
Buddy Rich: Drums
Snakefinger: Guitar, Vocals

Just Believe
Grateful for the Dead
Sample Credits:
Kurt Cobain: Guitar
Billy Higgins: Drums
John Entwistle: Bass
Keith Moon: Drums
Jimi Hendrix: Guitar
John Lennon: Guitar, Vocals
Freddie Mercury: Vocals
Chet Baker: Trumpet

So Perverted
Grateful for the Dead
Sample Credits:
Frank Zappa: Vocals, Guitar
Spike Jones: Bicycle Horns
Mick Ronson: Piano
Mark Sandman (Morphine): Two String Slide Bass
George Suranovich (Love): Drums

Bargaining
Grateful for the Dead
Sample Credits:
Karen Carpenter: Drums, Vocals
James Brown: Vocals
Randy Rhodes: Guitar
Jaco Pastorius: Bass
Max Roach: Drums
Charlie Parker: Sax

Acceptance
Grateful for the Dead
Sample Credits:
Jim Morrison: Vocals
Johnny Thunders: Guitar, Vocals
Henri Paul: Guitar
Joseph Spence: Guitar, Vocals
Cliff Burton: Bass
Mel Taylor: Drums

Big Phat Dominatrix Woman Vision
Repulsar
A collaboration with Zeph Daniel.

Knee Knew Knee
Repulsar
The knees knew each other.

EMF
Repulsar
Music by Repulsar and Toby Keith, words by Repulsar and the
Wesley Willis random lyric generator.

PCP (Pigs Choking on Pie)
Repulsar
Based on "Lucy in the Sky with Daimonds".

Slimsoul
Repulsar
"Droolong and chewing on SlimJims that are your soul".

Audrey Sealer Fantasy Abductor
Repulsar
From the long lost ten minute play of the same name.

Another Daft Bites the Punk
Repulsar
Featuring John Devine on Sax. This is Repulsar's version of the most cliche mash up combination in history.

Electric Love Lizards
Jerungdu
This appeared in the hit musical "Barneezlebub: A Hillbilly Porn Opera". This particular version explores what a string quartet and a barber shop quartet would sound like on acid and/or Viagra. It is also the first track on Jerungdu's second release "The Pink and Brown Album".

Purple Helmet (Remix)
Jerungdu
A gay football anthem by the world's second best homoerotic football band (Queen is #1 in the power ranking). It was described by music writer Jim Meyer as "mad genius". This tune also appeared in Barneezlebub and is track 7 on Pink and Brown. This version is a new mix. I added stadium stomp clap samples from the original Queen song to the intro so it sounds less wimpy (yet somehow more gay). "Barneezlebub: A Hillbilly Porn Opera"

The Vortex
Jerungdu
CAUTION: This track has lots of hoodly noodly lyrics that might make your brain go OUCH. From the Mahoney's Mirror album.

Sexy Satan
Jerungdu
I am not a Satanist. This song reflects the perspectives of a fictional character in a play. Mahoney's Mirror

Song to Myself
Jerungdu
This is an example of a Surf Tchaikovsky song. (From Surfcracker!)

Discocracker
Jerungdu
This is an example of a Disco Tchaikovsky song. (From Surfcracker!)

Heavy Medley of Christmas Classics
Jerungdu
It also appeared in Surfcracker but this is an earlier recording that I like better. Special thanks to Deep Purple, Heart, Jethro Tull, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Ted Nugent, Cream and Led Zeppelin for not suing us (yet).

Dan Electro
Jerungdu
From "The Pink and Brown Album".

My God
Sesamoid
If it's not self evident enough, this is SATIRE. Although it's a goof on fundamentalist zealots, some segments of our audience (believe it or not) mistook it an endorsement of those attitudes.

Cathode Ray Glans
Sesamoid
Using Television as a metaphor for relationship dysfunction; I think the Barneezlebub character should have sung this one. (Maybe later when the film comes out.)

We Met Moist Love
Sesamoid
Lyrics were written by taking the words from "Love me Two Times" and rearranging the letters with Scrabble pieces and expanding upon related themes.

Primordial Ecstasy
Sesamoid
This one is so deep we didn't even get it.

Belly Acre Escalator Elevator Vanilla Wafer
The Crashdummies
This instrumental is a prime example of our many "mathematical" tunes.

Oily Furnace Man
The Crashdummies
Featuring the "Skyscraper of Flypaper Horn Section".

The Davis Rasin
The Crashdummies
Our tribute to Miles Davis (and his rasin).

Painful Glass
The Crashdummies
An example of alphabetical poetry.
Anxious
Bison
Carry
Down
Every
Frugal
Goat.
How?
I'm
Jealous
Kelly
Laughed.
Men,
Not
Oyster
People's
Quivering
Rhythmic
Sensuousness
Topples
Under
Visors
While
Xylophones
Yell
ZOOM!

My Generation (Live)
The Crashdummies
A crowd pleaser.

Convex Sex
The Crashdummies
The drums are in 3/4 time, the bass in 7/8, guitar #1 is in 5/4 and guitar #2 is in 9/8. Each phrase is repeated 4 times, then there are 4 bars of rest. Each part comes "in and out" at strategically placed but odd times... thus the title "Convex Sex". The song is finished when each phrase cycles back to the beginning and all of the parts "come together" at the same time... thus the title "Convex Sex".

Rhythms 36-39
The GoaTease

The Beat Goes On And On
The GoaTease

Rosanna Arquette is my Girlfriend
The GoaTease

Man of the Tip
The GoaTease

The Carlisle Tables of Mortality
The GoaTease

Artshit
The GoaTease

Chain Tape Noise
The GoaTease
Info about this track on this Link.

And To The Shoes
The GoaTease

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